iwishihadafather:

when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”

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princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

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peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

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flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

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sixthgunforlife:

the-devils-beast:

nicodoublele:

when you have so many ideas, but no talentimage

When you have so much talent, but no ideas

When you have no ideas and no talent.

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tonyfromstatefarm:

in your girl’s pussy like

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wartortles:

im 100% sure that it says in the bible that pineapple on pizza is a sin

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